Dogs Raised in The south Y'all

I've been dog-sitting and this morning when I heard the coyotes out, my heart sank because I knew there was a high probability that Girl would come back covered in coyote poop. She had to get another bath today, her third in two weeks. It's funny how she struts her stuff when she's so stinky, like she thinks it makes her irresistible. It made me start putting together a profile like you might find on a dating site for her.

Pooch Profile:

My name is Girl-dog and I’m a D.R.T.Y. Girl (Dogs Raised in the South Y’all).

I like long walks in the woods, chasing rabbits and rolling in poop. I call it my Chanel No. 2.

My favorite time of the day is breakfast, lunch and dinner.

I love fried chicken, anything covered in gravy, and moldy bones.

I hate bugs and baths, and working out.

Some people think I’m stubborn but I’m just an independent Southern girl.